A wildly silly rhyming picture, perfect for fans of Oi Frog!

Goats can’t be actors

Frogs can’t wear shoes

Moles cannot paint

Plants can’t read news . . .
 

The rules is the rules

When it comes to who’s who

And what who can do –

And that includes YOU!
 

… Says who?
 

Dare to challenge expectations with a host of surprising characters from toads to teacups, lizards to lettuce. With a whiff of Dr Seuss and the silliness of Oi Frog, this delightful picture book story that will have children in fits of giggles on every page!