Everyone's favorite Mackerel Middle-Schooler, Jamie Kelly, is back with another hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice) diary!There's a new girl in at Mackerel Middle School.Colette is friendly, fabulous, smart, totally talented, and an all-around amazing individual. She is more brilliantly diabolical than Isabella, as blindly loyal as Stinker, and even harder-to-resist than Angeline. It's enough to make Jamie throw up a little. And Jamie just can't help but wonder: Is it humanly possible for a girl to be more perfectly perfect than the most perfect girl in the world?


快點告訴我，這一切到底是誰搞的鬼？是你？是妳？還是他？

你相信嗎？討人厭的學校變成另外一個地方了！因為，我們學校來了一堆新同學，其中還有一個比嘉琳更漂亮的大美女！不知道是不是太興奮的關係，我覺得大家都變得怪怪的耶，莎莎一口咬定說，這一定是新同學造成的！嗯嗯，我似乎也聞到了祕密的味道囉……

新同學出現後的奇怪現象：餐廳的菜變好吃（你說是不是奇蹟？）嘉琳的臉綠掉（最好永遠不要恢復！）柯潔美變成超人氣美女（這是我夢想已久的事！）我開始愛上學校了（柯潔美，你怎麼啦？）天啊，怎麼沒有一件正常的？