Are you in love with a vampire? Are you worried that you might not be his (blood) type? Do you wonder whether that cold stare means he isn’t interested . . . or if it’s because he’s been dead for three centuries (nothing personal)?

Have you tried to coax him out of his crypt with a flash of your neck or a near-death situation that requires him to save you at the very last possible moment? Have you ever considered what it will be like to introduce him to your mother?

Even though your vampire’s skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he’s simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he’s just not that into you.

How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers, utilizing quizzes, Top Ten lists, language analysis, real-life (and real-death) testimonials, and fancy charts to show you what you need to do in order to get your vampire and keep him forever. Once you go vamp, you never decamp – so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.


 

女孩，妳總是愛錯對象嗎？這本書絕對會把妳咬醒！

吸血鬼界蟄伏百年的兩性專家「弗拉德‧梅茲瑞曲」不想再看見妳被愛德華耍得暈頭轉向，因此勇敢跳出來寫了這本書，戳破吸血鬼男友的假面與謊言，拯救浮沉於情海的女孩早日脫身！

妳真的了解妳的吸血鬼男友嗎？
也許他滿口甜言蜜語，但他其實沒那麼喜歡妳！
也許他和妳約會，也打電話跟妳聊天，但他其實沒那麼喜歡妳！