Seeing bully Bootsie Barker get her comuppance is guaranteed to make young readers smile. It's the worst when Bootsie Barker comes to my house. Bootsie's the one who pulls my hair and tears my books. She hates Charlene, my pet salamander. She says that I'm a turtle and she's a turtle-eating dinosaur.


看到愛霸凌人的布奇●巴克兒得到她應得的教訓，小讀者一定會嘴角失守。布奇･巴克兒一來我家，我就糟了。布奇會拉我的頭髮，撕破我的書。她討厭我的蠑螈寵物夏琳。她說我是隻烏龜，她是會吃烏龜的恐龍。