Give me a hand . . . hold your tongue . . . scream your lungs out . . . what's a kid to do if he wants to keep all his body parts in place? Well, one thing is for sure, he'll have to be creative. Like, if you want to keep your heart from breaking, just make sure it's well padded and protected by tying a pillow around your chest. Want to keep your hands attached? Simple-stick them on with gloves and lots of glue. Just be careful not to laugh your head off!


伸出你的手……閉上你的嘴巴……用盡全力大聲尖叫……如果一個孩子想要保持自己的身體部位保持在原位，他該怎麼辦？嗯..有一件事是肯定的，他必須要很有創意。比如，如果你想防止自己的心碎，只需在你的胸前綁一個枕頭，確保它被充分墊好並保護好。想保持手部的完好無損？簡單——戴上手套，用大量的膠水黏好就行了。請注意不要笑掉大牙！